Desire.

This ad is 95% identical to an idea I had a couple of years ago, but that didn’t get made. What a frakkin’ shame.

The best fake stationery website you will ever see.

Description for “Ergonomic Desk Chair”:

Ain’t no shame in wantin’ to sit proper when you officin,’ word dat. Muhfukkahs who say that ergonomic shit don’t matta are jus’ frontin.’ Any fool who call tha H-Dog a pussy foe wantin’ a desk chair wit’ adjustable lumbar support an’ lever-operated seat height best not show his face around Midstate, lest he wants his sorry ass faded wit’ a quickness. This chair got all that, plus a Teflon-coated stain-resistant urethane fabric an’ a gently slopin’ seat edge to encourage propa lower-leg circulation. Molded polypropylene frame ensure long-lastin’ durability. Still gotta problem wit’ that? Then kiss mah gently-cradled ass, you wack amateur.

Street Fighter 4 is looking more and more realistic by the day.

This Improv Everywhere stunt makes me smile.

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Carmina Burana, alternate lyrics (via LoveNutz2)

This is like that Bollywood song with fake English lyrics subtitled over it, except it’s opera.